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    Default Thursday ... almost the weekend

    Here's a funny via Michael Gaynor ...

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

    The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
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    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The Pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.

    The Pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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    Those posts both made me laugh. I needed a good laugh today.

    In 8 more days, I will be on my way to Divers' Paradise. I can't wait. I need to get underwater. The water in Bonaire always seems to dissolve and disperse my stress.

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    Here's one more laugh for you, Dr Mike ...

    The situation on acquiring ammo is getting really tight, but this morning, I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of fresh ammo.

    I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped first at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

    She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, old fella, would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”
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    I thought for a few seconds, and asked, “What kind of ammo ya got?”
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    I like it Kevin.

    Well it's time for a deep question, will a Trunkfish eat a frito? Plato in his cave is still thinking about that one.



    Oh the answer is, in a f..ing heartbeat.

    And Sue for some reason could not figure out why I took a few fritos in a small bag to dinner that night. Ya just never know when or how a momment of zen will appear from the depths.
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    I suspect Doritos would be on the menu as well, Cecil !!
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    Two good ones, KOB. Thanks.

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    Lightbulb G'day BTers..... and here's a Friday Laugh maker

    Great jokes there KOB, more so the 2nd one :-)

    How about a bit of launguage training!!



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    Or another 10 beers, Roy !! cheers
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    I'm practicing Roy!! LOL
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