I have a new diagnosis for a long stanging affliction. It is severely complicated by my ongoing PBD. See if anyone else has similar symptoms. (I can't take credit for this listing of symptoms. It came from a friend via email.)


Do you have A.A.A.D.D.?

They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!
I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.A.-- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder..

This is how it goes:
I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table.

Ok, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the mail. I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trashcan is full.

Ok, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trashcan out, but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first.

Now, where is my checkbook? Opps, there's only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk.

Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look for those checks. But first, I need to put my coke further away from the computer, or maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while.

I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some water. I set the coke on the counter and uh oh! There are my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first.

I fill a container with water and head for the flow pots---Aaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We will never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch television, so I'd better put it back in the family room where it belongs.

I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do?

End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys!

When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!!!

I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help, BUT FIRST

I think I'll check my e-mail
or.....I think I'll check the Bonaire Web Cams!!!

Jan, sounds so familiar, Had to study, first checked my mail, looked at the cams and no, no study, no more new mail and time to go to bed...

Jan ---- cute! definitely been there, often. :-)

I guess they've been spying on me, taking notes, and publishing their research.... Glad to have been the inspiration for a new diagnosis...

Oh, how very true, and it is SO frustrating when you know you've been busy all day! Then I check BT, and end up going to bed WAY too late... so tomorrow I'll start out tired and do the same thing all over again. Isn't that the definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results...

Check the freezer for your car keys. Thats where mine turned up. ?????

That's Jake in a nutshell.